[rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] This song was performed by Tripod on the last ever episode of Rove on Channel 9 after Rove and the kids had all been killed off by Tonia Todman AN ODE TO ROVE - BY TRIPOD Well it looks like the end for our friends, the funksters of ROVE For all their clever japery...THEY COULDN'T BITE THE ICY HAND OF DEATH... Perhaps there's a lesson in all we just witnessed ...Or maybe they're just victims of just general shitness... ...But... Do you remember "Other peoples lives"? ...What a corker! Do you remember "Idiot Boxing" ...It was ace! And the fruit shop guy with the moustache who said "Coupla days!" ...No!...thats' the Comedy Company, that was Mark Mitchell... Oh ROVE, if you're up there, look down on us with favour Now when Kerri-annes in trouble, who's gonna save her? Oh ROVE, you and your waggish mates, you'll be cracking jokes at the pearly gates So ROVE, I'll say "hi to my mum" for you... ...So what bit in the whole of the ROVE season was your favourite? ...That's easy...my favourite bit was when we met this band, Oscar Lima in the dressing room and they gave us a free shirt... ...No, I was actually thinking what was your favourite bit on the whole show! ..Oh right, the show... ...Ummmmmmm... ...Ummmm.... ...Ummm.... Do you remember the contoversial cliche test? It was the best When they killed two birds with one stone ...they were stuffed Stuffed!!! ...they didn't have a chance!!! How many jokes can you get out of one single beard? My favourite joke is when they dress up as a woman ...like when Pete was a lunch lady ...and Dave Callan dressed up as Kylie Minogue ...AND... When Corinne dresses up as a woman... Its' a bloody pisser!!! ...I'm gonna miss her ...Oh no, I'm coming over all Celine Dion... Oh ROVE, if you're up there, look down on us with favour Geez we're gonna miss you ...And all your mischievious behaviour Oh ROVE, you and your waggish mates You'll be backing gags at the pearly gates... Oh ROVE, I'll say "Hi to my mum" for you ...ROVE was the greatest talent since Daryl Somers and his career was cut short...He had so many good years left in him...For 28 years he was the king of television!!!.... ...Um, sorry this song isn't about Daryl Sommers, it's about ROVE! ...Oh yeah... Do you remember when ROVE went out at the start and stuffed his jokes up? ...But then he made light of the whole thing, and it was okay!!! Do you remember the week after that, you know... ...When ROVE stuffed up his jokes... ...But it was okay, cause he made light of it... ...And the next week... (errrrrr) ...His joke got (errrrrrrrr) ...Stuffed up (errrrrrrr) AGAIN!!! ...But it was okay because he made light of it.... ...It was fine... Why don't they just use cue cards? Cue cards!? (Reads from cue card....) No one uses cue cards anymore... Do you know what my favourite bit was? When Tripod played the last episode ...And sang that song at the end... They were great... Oh ROVE, If you're up there, look down on us with favour Now who's gonna give our Wednesday nights that clever yet accessible flavour? ...While other men were climbing mountains of snow, you just wanted... ....Your own tv show!!! Oh ROVE I know your up there with Davo and Corinne (You're up there) Peter overused the word "testicles", so he'll have trouble getting in!!! Oh ROVE ...You rambuctious little elf Up there the kids jokes are all top shelf Jehovah's gonna cack himself! Oh ROVE I'll say "Bye to my mum" for you ...GOODNIGHT AUSTRALIA... [rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] |
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