* Roves personal trainer - Kynan Barker * Jamaica? - No John made her do it * Credit - Where credits due * What you want - Baby I've got it
Episode two :
* Not in this episode - Kurt Russell * Risks his life for his fellow man - Shaft (you're damn right!) * Escaped from LA - Kurt Russell * No more Kurt Russell gags - except for this one * Dead eye - err yuk
Episode three :
* Warm up - Before excercising * Petes accents supplied by - Bad Accents 'R' Us * The best Dr Who - Tom Barker * No waterballoons were harmed in the making of this episode
Episode four :
* Sketch-o-matic - Was a great toy * Cairo - A city in Egypt * Kiss - and then makeup
Episode five :
* Additional material - Roves mum * Chiro - Good for your back * Go Diatribe - You good thing
Episode six :
* For the first time in history - It's gonna start raining men * What the hell is jib anyway? * Si Si Ewe - yes, yes lady sheep * Missing links - Australopithecus Neanderthal Dave Callan
Episode seven :
* Video killed - The radio star * Jimmy Olsen - Supermans friend
* Most popular muppets - Swedish Chef 31% - Fozzie Bear 19% - John Howard 50%
* Train Engineer - The fat controller * Illegals - Jay walking, Robin Banks
Episode eight :
* Will he ever learn? Robert Downey Jr * Happy Birthday - Phil Bailey * Theme Park - Wobbys World * John Farnhams manager - Looks like Paul Hogan
Episode nine :
* Make a cake - While the credits roll * Stir eggs, flour, and sugar - Mixing well * Bake for 60 minutes - At 180 degrees * Let it cool for 30 minutes - Before Icing * Serves 6-8 people - Enjoy !
Episode ten :
* Happy Birthday - Reg Livermore, Maggie Tabberer, Magnum P.I. * Current US president - George Bush * Current US president - Al Gore * Presidential update - It's Bush again * Hang On - It's Gore ! * No - wait - Bush !
ROVE [LIVE] - 2001
Episode one :
* Looking for - The joke credits? * Well we're not doing them - This year * They take up space - And cost us money * What's your problem - With the real credits anyway? * These people - Are all important * Especially that guy - Without him we're screwed * Runner Luke Mc Manus was misplet as Like Mc Manus
Episode two :
* Words that rhyme with J-Lo : Slo Mo YoGo Playdoh Go Slow
* Except for Pete - He sleeps in the Burnley tunnel
* Laplanders supplied by - The Republic of Ireland
* Lapdancers supplied by - Madame Ooh-La-Las
Episode three
* Petes favourite colour : Salmon Pink * Corinnes favourite pudding : Butterscotch * Roves favourite vigilante : Batman * Petes favourite Scottish Pop duo : The Proclaimers * Roves favourite golf pro beginning with *T* - Tiger Woods * Corinnes favourite episode of *Magnum PI* - All of them * Petes favourite time of day - Quarter past four
