THE BEARD SONG - AS PERFORMED BY TRIPOD ON THE FIRST SERIES OF ROVE
1, 2, 3, 4 ! A beard for a day won't make your troubles go away, Rove your lack of facial hair's the least of your problems I must say, Buck up little fellow, Your mum still dresses you, You look just like a monkey boy, And you smell just like one too, Cheer up old skin face, No beards not such a prob, What about worrying less about your beard, And more about your opening monologue ? B - is for beard E - is for second letter in beard A - is for a beard R - this is really hard D - is for dog We hate to see you sad, We love you little guy, I really love you. That's enough Scod... B.b.b.b.beard !!!
