[rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] PLEASE SAY IT ISN'T SO!!! Please say it isn't so...Channel Nine, the absolutely awesome ROVE will be back next year, won't it...cmon, you've axed enough shows this year already!!! You've had your fun!!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GET RID OF THIS ONE!!! I beg you please!!! (at least until they can recreate the AGADOO filmclip for me, and maybe do a sketch entitled "Automated telephone messages that sound better when said by Dave") Sorry about the above...I just had this eeire feeling that the cast was trying to tell us ROVE viewers something like that judging by the spectacular way (however very tee hee hee) way they were all "killed off" at the end of the show...but then again, I'm sure its' nothing...just silly Epod jumping to conclusions!!! Anyway, here's EPODCENTRALS' NEWSFLASH regarding the above event... The nation is in mourning today after the shocking events that transpired at the Channel Nine studios in the final hours of Wednesday, the 24th of November, 1999... No one could have imagined the terrifying (amount of overacting!!! tee hee hee) saga that was about to unfold...It happened during the season finale to ROVE, which was promising to be even more exciting than the last ever episode of Hey Hey... Even Roves' CELEBRITY SENSES were unable to save any of them, not even himself (...perhaps the CELEBRITY SENSES wern't working as the persons at risk were not really celebrities at all as Channel Nine have done BUGGER ALL to promote this fabulous show!!!) Hey, give me the publicity job people, I can do it!!!) For those who don't know it, Rove has risked life and limb (and even got injured when saving Ray Martin) to rescue hapless celebrities such as Kerri Anne Kennerly!!! The show must go on next year, if it is only to "KEEP CELEBRITIES SAFE!!!" (hey that sounds like a good name for a skit...maybe not) Firstly, Rove failed to rescue Pete from an uprovoked attack from a piano...Then, (because he was running in slow motion) he again failed another one of his collegues, Corrine who had inadvertantly got stuck in a bit of a sticky, seedy situation with some attack doves...arrrrrrrrgh... ...Then, the situation turned from bad to worse when Rove discovered that Dave had morphed into an extra specially scarey vampire and he had to kill him with the lucky stump cam.."I knew it would come in handy sometime"...(now...can I have it now that you've had your fun...tee hee hee joking) Then, Rove got ambused by the one, the only, Tonia Toddman, with a gun!!! (Wow, so many props in this skit methinks, yay to the Channel Nine props dept, perhaps they could try their hand at publicity as well???) Just then, Tasma Waltons' CELEBRITY SENSES alerted her to the fact that Rove was in grave danger, and she arrived at the scene just in time to take the bullet that was meant for Rove... Then...due to a misunderstanding, Rove did the Romeo and Juliet overacting thing and drank some yummy poison, leaving the show without a host...(hey, you could have bought Daryl out of the closet...not really...please forget I said that...) The show ended in a perfect serenade by TRIPOD!!! To read a transcript of it, click here. Sayonara you little bubbling bundles of happiness!!! EPOD [rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] |
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