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If you're reading this going "...what the?!"...here's an explanation...in series one of ROVE, Peter Helliar had an obsession with saying testicles so that's where that reference comes from. Crisis over.

EPODS PUBLICITY TIPS FOR ROVE SERIES TWO

BUMPER STICKERS !!! Why stop at just bumper bars, when you can plaster the whole damn car with them!!!!

SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING !!! I think you've already tried this one...you know, with the bit you showed of the dog on Burkes Backyard that was having a bit of a TESTICAL nibble...was the dog trying to tell us something???

BEARD APPRECIATION DAY !!! In the spirit of red nose day is Epods' Beard Appreciation day!!! Only difference is the noses are substituted for beards...beards for the front of buses, trams, people etc...All for a good cause...to raise awareness of those who are unable to grow a beard of their own...

SKYWRITING !!! I can see it now..written high in the sky...the most awe inspiring word that I've heard in the entire first season of ROVE....TESTICLES!!! Check if they're ok...ROVE, 11pm, Channel 9...

BACK OF BUSES !!! "Testicles...Catch them (if you can!)...ROVE, 11pm, Channel 9...

STREAKERS !!! Hire tonnes of streakers to bombard sporting events around the nation...All they would be wearing would be the ROVE logo on each (perfect) butt cheek, AND...performing the etc etc...This would move the "etc etc" dance craze to an all new level!!!

THE ROVE LOGO, APPEARING EVERYWHERE IT SHOULDN'T BE !!! eg...the display boards at local movie theatres...messages something like this could start to appear..."Why spend $12.50 on watching this crap, when you can watch crap at home!!! ROVE, 11pm Wednedays, Channel 9....(just kidding about the crap bit, just going for the cheap laughs okay!!!???)

POLICE STATIONS!!!...have you seen these people??? Well you can 11pm on ROVE, Channel 9...

ROVE!!! THE CD !!! ...compile a ROVE cd where you can record everybody's "favourite" tracks, eg..."Say Goodbye", by Indecent Obsession, "Ring My Bell", by Collette, and of course, "Agadoo", by Black Lace...Its' gonna be a hit!!!

MERCHANDISING !!! Branch into the merchandising side of the business...I can see it now...ROVE kitty litter trays, pooper scoopers, etc etc...

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