[rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] THE SKETCH THAT PETE AND DAVE DID Dave: Oh, oh no, I've forgotten what sort of character I am again...was it an astronaught or... Pete: It's a doctor... Dave: Oh yeah, well in that case, take these pills Mr Pete and you shouldn't have any more problems with that thing you have in your body. Pete: Thanks doc, I really do appreciate it... Dave: Not at all, in fact if there's anything I can do, and I do mean anything, please let me know... Pete: Well, I do have to go to this sales conference in Sydney as you know, I'm a salesman. If I don't sell stuff, my family doesn't eat stuff. Dave: Fair enough too, like I said, anything... Pete: Well, I'm a bit embarassed... Dave: Don't be...I'm your doctor, I have seen your penis... Pete: I think that's why I'm embarrassed... Dave: Anything... Pete: Um...um, could you tape "Friends" for me ? Yeah...okay, I've got a tape here...I've got a tape here somewhere, it's cued...I really should have a tape somewhere... Dave: You can give it to me later... Pete: It's cued, don't rewind it, it's going to be a really good one tonight 'cause Ross is hardly in it (Rove runs over with Ghostbusters video tape)...can you tape over "Ghostbusters" for me please... Dave: On principal, I can not...I'm in that... Pete: Okay, so am I...could you feed Cosmo while you're there ? Dave: Who's Cosmo? Pete: He's my border collie...now, he will jump, but he won't bite...I should have some dog food around here somewhere as well (do food comes flying across the floor...) There you go, now feed the dog, now I do have a cat as well... Dave: Do you want me to feed the cat? Pete: ....um...actually, lets not worry about the cat... Dave: No, fair enough too... Pete: Now, the grass gets long this time of year.. Dave: Yeah... Pete: It probably needs a bit of a cut, so...if you don't mind, the keys are in the ignition (uncovers ride on mower) Just, you know you can probably take it home, drive it home...it'll be fine... Dave: Look Mr Pete, this is most irregular, you know I mean I'm mowing your lawns, I'm feeding your dog, I'm taping your favourite shows...I mean, you know I might as well be your boyfriend... Pete: Will you ? Dave: Well, I mean gawd at this rate I'll be restumping your house... Pete: Oh, don't be silly...my accountants doing that...but seriously...next time...we'll learn our lines...seriously, it all sounds a bit irregular, I think that's the word you used ? Irregular ? Dave: Oh, hang on...I'll just check the script...irregular, yes... Pete: But I'll make it up to you... Dave: Ah, how... Pete: I'll let you sleep with my wife... Dave: You're not married... Pete: Oh, throw that up in my face why don't you ! It's not easy out there you know... Dave: Sorry, that was very insensitive... Pete: It's just so hard... Dave: Mr Pete, when was the last time you saw your psychiatrist ? Pete: Ah, this morning...he was renovating my kitchen... Dave: Like I said, it's getting a bit carried away, I'm mowing your lawns, I'm, feeding your dog, you know, I'm taping your shows...I might as well be your boyfriend... Pete: Have we done this bit ? Dave: Oh yeah, yes...but I thought the joke was so good it deserved a second go...now, it's just getting a little bit carried away all these things...you bought that in, you bought that in, you bought the food in, the videos...Oh ! now... Pete: Yes, yes ! Dave: I thought I'd recognised you ! Pete: Yes, yes ! Dave: I'm on candid camera ! Pete: Yes, yes you are... Dave: Where's the camera ? Pete: Do you see that bananna over there ? Do you see that bananna ? Dave: Oh yeah, yeah... Pete: Under that bananna there's a lovely concealed camera...have a look, look... Dave: Oh my gawd ! Pete: There's the camera! He didn't see it, he didn't see it ! Dave: Oh my gawd...there's a studio audience !!! [rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] |
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