[rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] THE SKETCH THAT PETE AND DAVE DO Pete: I'm a doctor...oh yes sir, come in...yes, yes... Dave: Is this the doctors surgery ? Pete: Of course it is, I'm wearing a white coat, come in....take a seat Mr Anderson, yes Mr Anderson. I've just been looking at your file...I'll just open it...now, you've come to the right person. I'm the type of doctor who specifically deals with people who have Huey Lewis and The News songs stuck in their head. How is this affecting your daily life ? Dave: I used to be a renegade, I used to fool around, but I couldn't take the punishment and had to settle down, now I'm playing it real straight, yes I cut my hair, they tell me that I'm crazy, but I don't even care, 'cause there is no denyin' it, it's hip to be square... Pete: No it's not Mr Anderson, it's not hip to be square. Now, what are the symptoms ? Dave: First time you feel it, it might make you sad. The next time you feel it, it might make you mad, but you'll be glad baby when you found, that's the power that makes the world go round. Pete: No, it isn't. Now, how has it affected you financially ? Dave: Well, don't need money, don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train, it's strong and it's sudden, it can be (urgh...) cruel sometimes, but it might just change your life, they say that only love is fair... Pete: Yeah, but you don't care. Dave: But you'll know what to do when it takes hold of you... Pete: ...and with a little help from above... Dave: You'll feel the power of love. Pete: Okay, now you're just being stupid...um, listen nothings wrong with you, go away and you'll be fine... Dave: Now you're pretending that it's not ending, you'd do anything to avoid a fight, please don't lie and tell me nothing's wrong, please don't lie and make up phoney reasons... Pete: You'll be alright, one way or another... Dave: So let me go, or make me want to say that this is it, please let me know, if this ain't real, you'd better just say so (woh!), if this is it, I want to know (o-woh!), if this ain't real, you'd better let me go... Pete: Listen, you'll be fine, but drastic times call for drastic measures. What I'm going to do...I'm going to prescribe, "Abba Gold". I want you to go home, listen to it...and no commercial radio for a couple of weeks... one month later... Pete: Mr Anderson...come in, you're wearing the same clothes...um...and your beard hasn't grown, because it's been about a month since we've seen each other. Dave: I've had a trim, it's just... Pete: Yeah, you look good. Now you seem to be okay...how was the treatment ? Dave: Wonderful...and might I add that if I had to do the same again, I would my friend Fernando, woh......oh that's it...I've been cheated by you since I don't know when, and I've made up my mind it must come to an end, look at me now, will I ever learn ? I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control, there's a fire within my soul... Pete: Mama Mia, here we go again !!! [rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] |
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