[rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] MURDER SHE TOLD THEM - TONIGHTS EPISODE : G-STRINGS AND SURGICAL GOWNS Rove: Policeman Betty: [dragging Max into policestation]...Come on Max! Come on Max ! EXCUSE ME ! YOU, BOY GET OVER HERE !!! EXCUSE ME ! EXCUSE ME ! EXCUSE ME ! But there is a drug selling murderer living on our street ! Max: Could just be an unemployed person... Betty: SHUT UP MAX ! YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN A DRUG SELLING MURDERER ! Max: Neither have you... Betty: There is a man living in our street what is dragging kiddies into his house, selling them hootinninies and whatsits and then severing their limbs and murdering them to death ! Max: Or he might just be the piano teacher...pretty sure he's just a piano teacher... Policeman: What are the circumstances surrounding your accusations madam ? Betty: Death, mayhem and body parts boy ! Policeman: Oh, I can understand the nature of your complaint, I just need to know how you came about the conclusion... Betty: I've been watching him... Max: She has you know... Policeman: How do you mean ? Betty: I've been looking through his window and I have seen him doing [pauses]...things... Policeman: What sort of [pauses]...things ? Betty: Well, for a start he collects moths... Policeman: Is that all ? Betty: NO ! YOU STUPID BOY ! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM ? SOME SORT OF IDIOT PERSON?! He's also making himself a suit out of human skin... Max: Well, that's stylish... Policeman: Anything else ? Betty: Yes, I keep hearing him say "I ate his liver with some lava beans and a nice cleddy and he does this..." Policeman: Are you able to identify the accused, Madam ? Betty: Yes I can, it is Anthony Hopkins, Sir Anthony Hopkins...I don't know how he got knighted with behaviour like that... Policeman: Thank you for your time madam. Betty: So are you gonna arrest him ? Policeman: Whatever! [walks off] Betty: Yeah, good... Max: They're not going to arrest him... Betty: Shut up Max ! Shut UP !!! [rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] |
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