[rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] ROVE MONOLOGUE EPISODE NINE ...and you wern't even prompted to applaud like that were you ? Of course not...well, the countdown is on, the milennium is going to be happening sometime in the net month or so...so I hear...has eveyone planned what they're going to be doing for the big two triple zero ? No ? We just don't care...but, guess what, Prince Charles is ready and rearin' to go. He's planning the party of a lifetime at one of his fine English estates. He's already started the invites for his big 2000 New Years eve party and my favourite part of this whole thing is the party is BYO...yeah, Chucks gonna be partying like it's 1899 ! So, all the invites have gone out and all his neighbours have been brought in, been told to bring their own alcohol as well as their own fun...and their own excuse for leaving early at the end of the night...but, I think Charles should probably get a little bit of alcohol in on the party you know...it would be great for him to get drunk. I've always been a huge advocate of this...I'd die to see the Royal family get a bit of grog into them...I want to see Charles with a pair of underpants on his head with his arm around one of his mates goin' ..."One really loves you...you're ones best mate you are..." and then go and spew all over a table...it's classy, it's so 2000, give it a go... ...and the menu for this wonderful swar'ee (?) is being described as traditional English fare...so, it kind of means - inedible I think basically...has actually been prepared of all people by Camilla Parker Bowles. Yes, already I think all the RSVPs are coming back with...Charles...they say...Camilla Parker Bowles is cooking...arrrrrrr....it's BYO..."Dear Charles, sorry we can't make it to your New Years Eve Party, but quite frankly I'd rather be at home gnawing my own testicles off...and one of these has even come from the Queen...lets go talk to the kids on the couch !!! [rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] |
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