[rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] HYSTERICAL DAN - THE MOST HYSTERICAL MAN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! Corinne : (sits down at table where Dan and Dave are sitting and puts the paper down)...Good morning everybody, I've got todays' paper... Hysterical Dan (Rove): WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO DO !? GET US ALL KILLED ?! Dave: Would you like some milk ? Hysterical Dan: ARE YOU CRAZY ?! THAT COULD GO OFF AT ANY MOMENT !!! GET DOWN EVERYBODY !!! (throws carton out of the way) Corinne: We're thinking of going to the movies today...do you want to come Dan ? Dan: NO ! IT'S TO LATE FOR ME, SAVE YOURSELVES !!! Voiceover: Join us next time when you'll hear hysterical Dan say... Dan : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! TAKE ME ! I'M OLD ! [rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] |