[rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] EPODS CELEBRITY BULLSH*T ABOUT ROVE AND THE KIDS For those who don't understand the concept of "Celebrity Bulls**t"...it was actually a segment on one of the last channel nine episodes of ROVE...basically, anything that you may read regarding ROVE and the kids on the couch on the following page is actually a load of crap and bears no resemblance to the truth whatsoever! It is all completely and utterly made up by the *not very* fabulously creative mind of Epod as I had nothing better to do at the time...actually maybe I did have something better to do, I just couldn't remember what it was! so there! enjoy... CORINNE GRANT Well, you may wonder why there isn't much of a biography of Corinne on the official ROVE website...well, wonder no more my friends...it's because there's no actual real person by that name!!! Corrine Grant in fact an assumed identity...people are always saying she LOOKS like Rachel Griffiths, well...she not only LOOKS like Rachel Griffiths, she actually IS Rachel Griffiths!!! Rachel admitted recently that "...I wanted a break from acting and wanted to get into comedy, but I didn't want to use my own name in case I was crap...so I decided to call myself Corinne as I once had a pet ferret of the same name which I loved dearly..."This may explain why Corrine Grant and Rachel Griffiths are never seen at the same time together!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... PETER HELLIAR Peter Helliar has lead a many and varying past...As a youngster he was a huge fan of E-Street, in particular Bruce Samazans' "Westside Rap". He was in fact the founder of the "Bruce Samazan Fan Club". Peter was once on record for saying..."Yeah, I love Bruce Samazan...he's such an inspiration...he's done so much good for Australian society...but there is one thing that I hold against him and that is that I could never possibly hope to get my hair as spiky as his *sob*!". Pete got his first job in television when he got the role of 'the guy in the cat suit' on the popular childrens show , "Fat Cat and Friends". He was rumoured to be having an affair with Patsy from the abovementioned show, but he fiercely denied all the rumours saying, "No, I'm with Tonia..."hmmmmmmm... DAVE CALLAN Dave Callan said his proudest moment would be if he was voted "Dolly's Prince of Tv"...who knows if there is a second series of ROVE, the incredible bearded one may just have a chance...Not many people know this, but Dave is actually the songwriter behind many of great 80's hits which include, "Say Goodbye", performed by Indecent Obsession and "Agadoo", performed by Black Lace...He is said to be most proud of his songwriting achievements...he just says he's disappointed that he didn't come up with the idea for YMCA before the Village People did...*sob*...In the future,Dave plans to release his own rap version of Vanilla Ice's mega hit, "Ice Ice Baby"...with all the dancers in the background doing the etc etc.. ROVE MC MANUS Rove Mc Manus was, as a youngster always in the public eye...he was the leader of his local birdy dancing troupe which peformed at local shopping centres trying to convert people into thinking the birdy dance was the dance that was the dance to dance...now he spends his time testing how long it takes to get thrown out of various nightclubs doing his new dance, the etc etc which was taught to him by it's founder, Frank West...how fickle can one be, to leave the ones true dance faith behind for a new fangled modern dance?! There are also rumours that he's dating Belinda Emmett...this can't be true because I saw him on a Ricki Lake show recently entitled..."...sorry mum, I'm gay!" (just kidding remember)...Anyway, Belinda is still married to Travis on Home and Away and is currently cruising the world (or something) with him...how romantic! so there! [rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] |
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