[rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] ROVE CHATS TO DYLAN LEWIS (ROVE 1999) [dylan arrives on the set riding a camel] ROVE: Welcome. Good to have you here. What's the camel called? DYLAN: Blondie ROVE: Blondie the camel PETE: You've bought a camel into the studio, can you make sure it shits?! DYLAN: I'm trying my hardest...we've been holding it, we just took the plug out, just before we came in here ROVE: Squeeze it...squeeze it hard! DYLAN: Did you hear the noises (makes camel noises) ROVE: Did it spit? DYLAN: Yeh...its beeen gobbin' it ROVE: It looks like Chewbacca's grandpa (to camel)...we love you... DYLAN: She's greasing me off now! ROVE: She's undressing you with her eyes! She's up for some dromaderry loving! DYLAN: One lump, or two... ROVE: Now, we bought you in on a camel because you're a big camel fan... DYLAN: Lewis of Australia ROVE: You like camels? DYLAN: I love them. I can't believe that thats got organised...how did that happen? ...it's like... ROVE: Oh, it was a last minute thing, you know how it is, so what is it about camels? DYLAN: That would have cost more than our whole show that we do the whole every week just to get the camel in! I want to come to this station! ROVE: Come and play anytime! DYLAN: ...just joking...it's YOUR abc... ROVE: So what else have you got in your little bag of tricks? DYLAN: Well, I brought one representative of my camel collection. It's fact that I do love camels. They did come to my 21st party and take my guests down to the beach. ROVE: Yeah, I heard about that, what did you do? [Dylan takes his camel out of the bag and puts it on the desk] ROVE: Aw, look at that DYLAN: It's only a small one I know ROVE: What's this one called? Does it have a name? DYLAN: It's camel the camel ROVE: Oh, two humps... DYLAN: ...backtrim... ROVE: Dave, that could be a word for you I think. DYLAN: Domatrian camels, two humps, not Arabian Dave PETE: No, of course not... ROVE: You should add that to your words that sound better when said by Dave [Dylan takes his Womble toy out of the bag and puts it on the desk] ALL : [singing] Underground, overground, Wombling free, the Wombles of Wimbleton common are we... DYLAN: (in womble voice) I'm going to clean up some rubbish! ROVE: You love toys as much as I do [Dylan grabs Roves' Austin powers figure] ROVE: I must say I was out and about walking the streets today... [Dylan takes Britney Spears doll out of his bag and puts it on the desk] ROVE: Britney Spears!? [Dylan quickly disposes of Britney] ROVE: I was out at the shops today and I, actually knowing you were coming in bought something for you cause I saw this and there was only one person on the face of the earth who I thought would be interested in this... [Rove brings out Jar Jar Biggs puppet] DYLAN: no! ROVE: It's a Jar Jar Biggs puppet because I was talking to you the other night and you are a Jar Jar Biggs fan... [Dylan gets out his Ewok puppet] DYLAN: [talking in starwars voice] A fan I am! ROVE: [talking in starwars voice] Chetcha metcha the wessa of the forca...somebody kill summissa quicksa! Thats' for you! [Rove hands dylan jar ja biggs puppet] DYLAN: Really! ROVE: Yeah! [at this point Dylan jumps on the desk to hug ROVE and the desk nearly falls over!] ROVE: It's a gift! DYLAN: Can I visit this station HEAPS! ROVE: Why do you like Jar Jar Biggs? DYLAN: Well stop dissing the poor fellow, he's fine...Check the resemblance between that and Blondie for a start... ROVE: Oh, I see...looks like the camel! DYLAN: Blondie the camel, not the singer! ROVE: You could hear everyone going I don't see it... DYLAN: I'm not talking about music. I don't like music. [Dylan takes his E.T. toy out] ROVE: You've got E.T. Now that's got to be some kind of a collectors item surely?! DYLAN: I don't know, it's pink...So, maybe because it's the wrong colour it could be worth something... ROVE: [grabs his Marvin the Martian figure on his desk] I've got my Marvin. I love my big marvin! DYLAN: That's great ROVE: And my Darth Maul, this is pretty full on. I love this. You push the little thing that says Darth Maul [I can't really explain what happened next, you just had to see it :P ] Aint' toys fun ? DYLAN: I love them! ROVE: Do you still have your scooter? DYLAN: Yes, I've got lots of scooters now. I'm collecting them. ROVE: Oh really DYLAN: Still all footpowered. I havn't got any put put ones yet... ROVE: The last time we sat and chatted, you had just bought your first scooter, if I'm not mistaken?! [at this point they get distracted by the camel and then they both end up riding off on it] [rove home] [rove episode guide] [rove transcripts] [rove/pete/corinne/dave pics] |
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