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DAN MC CANN THE ANGRY MAN

In this sketch Dave was played Dan who was, of course a very angry man who worked in an office...

Redge (Rove) : Hey there ! what are you working on ?
Dan (Dave) : Let me explain something Redge, when I'm in here I'm working, and when you come in here asking stupid f**king questions you are disturbing me and it takes time (snaps pencil) to get back (snaps another pencil) to where I was (snaps another pencil)(Dan then proceeds to pull Redges jacket over his head and pushes him out the door)

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Dan (walking into office holding up a memo) : Who wrote this !?
Office guy : I think that was me actually...
Dan : I hate memos ! I hate f**king memos! (Dan stuffs the memo into the office guys mouth)Eat it ! Eat it !

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(Dan looks at desk and sees a yellow plastic duck with a note saying "Welcome to the team" on it)
Dan :What is this ?! What is this !?
Pete: That's just a little note to say welcome to the team, great to have you on board...
Dan: Okay. Listen...okay really f**king listen ! I don't want you to be leaving pissy f**king ducks with notes on my desk - are we f**king clear ?!!! Now, how would you like it if I left rubbish all over your desk ?! (Dan grabs Petes wastepaper bin and proceeds to empty the contents of it onto Petes desk)

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Office girl : Hi mate, how's it going? (Dan has the radio on)...do you mind if I change the station ? (she changes the station before he has a chance to say anything, Dan then grabs the radio and throws it out the door)
Dan: Arrrrrgh !!! Are you happy ? Now, no one can listen to it !

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(All the office staff singing at Dans party) : Happy Birthday to you...(Dan is not impressed bursts all the balloons in front of him one by one)
Dan : Byeeeeeeeeeee...
Corinne : But what about your cake? (Dan throws the cake in Corinnes face)
Dan: Now, back to work you bunch of c**heads !!!

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