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DES, DARREN AND DARRYL SHOW US A GOOD PLACE TO PICK UP CHICKS

...Des (Pete), Darryl (Dave), Darren (ROVE), Susan (Corinne)...

Des: G'day, I'm Des...
Darryl: I'm Darryl...
Darren: ...and I'm Darren...
All: And welcome to a good place to pick up chicks...

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Des: It's a nice cool place to pick up chicks, it's the booze bus...
Darren: They're a little bit emotional, a little bit pissed...
Darryl: They've just lost their license, they're looking for a lift home...
Des: Time to pounce...

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They all corner a girl each in the booze bus...note anything said below to the girls is said extra specially sleazily by the guys (esp. Dave)...oh and the girls aren't particularly impressed either...not that the guys seem to realise that...

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Darryl : Hey lady...I'm Darryl Ferguson, I'm a Leo...that's right baby, king of the jungle...

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Darren: Hi Isabella ?...yeah, I know it's your name, I saw it on the license the cops got...saw 'em taking down your details and thought I'd get in on the stats fest...

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Des: I guess we all come to a fork in the road in our lives...unfortunately for you, not only was there a fork, there was also a booze bus...

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Darren: You know you've got the same middle name as my mum ? She's dead now, she's dead in combat...yeah, war huh? What's it good for ? ...absolutely nothin'

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Des: But it doesn't make you a bad person Samantha...
Girl : Susan.
Des: That was my mums middle name...she's not with us anymore, she died in combat.

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Darren: You know, it's hard to believe with all the charity work I do that I still find the time to miss my dead mother.

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Darryl: There was combat, she was flying in deep behind enemy lines, but she didn't care. Did I tell you I work in sportswear ?

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Des: Nike, Addidas, Puma, Lotto - all the top lines at drastically reduced prices...

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Darren: Golf, boxing, teeball, gym...you work out ? I notice you've got great abs...

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Darryl (to policewoman who ends up tackling him and arresting him - with handcuffs of course)...You know, I've never blown into one of those things before...but ah...on the other hand...

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Darren: You know, I normally wouldn't do this, but I sense you're in trouble and I see you cry sister...you've lost your licensce, I've got a car...if I'm not mistaken, we're a match made in heaven...

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Des: Now, it's against my protocol, but you're in a spot of bother, so I'm prepared to veto my rule of no sex on the first date...now, I have a car...I could offer you a lift home, but seriously - can you trust guys these days ?

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(Standing in front of Booze bus whilst the ladies are seen in the background finding somewhere to hide/running away...)

Darren: Ladies...
Des: Here we are at the end of the night, after another sucessful
campaign...You're place or mine, Darren ?
Darren: Oh, my folks just got back from Surfers mate...
Des: Well, lets take them back to my place and we'll kick nan out of the
granny flat...
Darren: Sounds great...
Des: This is Des and Daz, leaving another good place to pick up chicks.
Girls ? Girls ?... they must have gone back to my joint already...we'll beat em home, c'mon, lets go.
Darren: Good idea...

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