PHIL KAY

Love you, love you all. I thought I'd get a job part time until I can clean your toilet. I'll lick your toilet clean. Let me work, let that be my job. Let my full time job be giving you all my time off so I can lick your toilets. I'll clean your cars tires with my tongue too, I'll do it all. Do everything for you, I love it all. I love the way you're clapping for us, it's brilliant. I love the way that inadvertadly you're for us.

You don't know it, because often debating for me isn't really about simply about belief. It's about us approaching a big belief right? I think that love is just a massive river, right, and us, we've got the argument that proposes, "Jump in the river! Go in the river! Jump in! Get wet! Get your trunks on! If you haven't got trunks, don't matter, get in the river!" They've got some damming equipment, they're trying to dam the river.

Now, I'd like to embody now, my beliefs in love, I think that the big, big point that I really want to make, and I'll be doing it through dance, a short dance piece. You on this side will represent war, and everytime I come over to your side you'll be goin' "Arrrrgghh!", shouting things about war like, "Arrrrgh! Nice uniform, I like it har har har." And when I come over to this side, you'll be representing love, and you'll just be goin', "Yahoo! Yeah, love you! Love me!". So this is going to be a dance piece, but ultimately the biggest point I want to make first is...

Paul came down, he said the phrase, he said the phrase and this is not about debate, this is about a personal thing between me and him and this whole debate. Because everything is a chance to reach people, not just win. I don't care if I win, I want to reach Paul...and the answer to the whole debate came to me when I was having a shower in his bedroom...in his shower...no, his bedroom...in his shower. He doesn't have a shower in his bedroom, he's just got a small bed, some old antique paintings, it's wild...and the answer came to me whilst I was having a shower in his flat. That love is not the opposite of war.

You can come up to someone, "Hey baby do you want to love me?" Maybe not, but you can right?. But, "Hey, do you want to war me?" Doesn't work. You can't war someone. Love and War are not opposites right? Like good and bad are not opposites. Good is what we're here for. It's the river. Good is the endless super and infinite highway of love coming at you. The bad is an abstraction, it's an effort, it's a boredom, it's like cutting off, it's castration, it's nothing, it's bad okay? So a small dance piece entitled "Love is not the opposite of war, they're all just points on the trail. Now, move past war and move into love. So, when I come over here..."aaargh"...and when I come over here, "yahoo!"...and when I'm in the middle, you're kind of "errr...". (starts a "War, what is it good for chant and kinda dances around, then he opens up his jacket to show the shirt underneath which says, "Their ideas stink")